Somehow, I came into possession of Sally, a small, green, harmless snake, who's probably about 25 years old. Anna Ernst, Sally and I were going to some event at Spanish House (which had moved into my elementary school).
A 25 year old snake? Why, who's been caring for it all this time? you ask. Well, originally, it was purchased by Jane Fonda (a member of the Oberlin College English department faculty) when she (Jane) was 30. Then Sally was jointly cared for by Dave Vohden (fellow Oberlin student) and his grandmother, since Dave turned 6.